Wanting a kitten (or car, baby, dog, or boobs) in order to fill an emotional void. Not realizing that the void you are filling is your own unhappiness.
If someone wants a kitten, you should immediately hug them and ask why their life sucks and what you can do to help.
If said person becomes alarmed and states they just want something to cuddle with. They are lying. Kittens are assholes. They grow up to be full-grown-asshole-cats.
Never underestimate the threat of a Kitten.
Kitten = deep seated emotional turmoil.
