Why are they so popular? And why do old people insist on having one and then sharing the experience with the rest of us.
What is a hot tub? It's essentially a stew pot. A stew pot for hair, sweat, dead skin, scabs, fecal remnants, maybe even some toilet paper danglers, tampon strings, band aids, toe jam, belly button lint, stuff that didn't come out from under your fingernail earlier. Traces of urine and probably some semen too.
"Hey, you want to go in the hot tub?!"
The answers is NO. Always HELL NO.
Unless you like stewing in other peoples juices. Go take a bath and soak in your own filth, but don't mix stew juices... it only makes it more powerful! It's all fun and games until someone gets athletes foot in their eye!
